Saturday, May 20, 2006

Sleeping arrangements

I'm out of ideas of what to write so I'll just let you know what a great trip I had, cause abandoning the blog this soon would be just stupid ¬¬

Well, I was coming home for the weekend and you never know who's gonna be sitting beside you on the bus. It was a woman, a very weird woman. First, the drink. I don't know what she was drinking before the trip began but I can tell what it wasn't. It wasn't water, nor milk, nor juice, nor soda. You can imagine.

Then the napping thing began. The woman started to scare me. Seriously, she was sitting but her head was down and turning around. That was really freaky.

Then the worst part: the sleeping-sound deal. She started snoring, it was a very scary noise. Really, frightening, not nice to hear. At all. But as if that wasn't enough, there was more. There I was, trying to focus on whatever just to ignore the noise and suddenly I feel it: a head on my shoulder! Oh, no, that was too much! Then I kindly tried to throw the head of the woman to the other side with my shoulder but unfortunately it wasn't possible. First because I would never be able to throw someone's head to the other side kindly. Second, because the woman was sleeping really hard.

What was I gonna do? I moved my shoulder and then she fell behind my back so that I couldn't lay down without smashing her head. And this is a mental picture that I really didn't need =P

Then happiness! She seemed to have woken up and lifted her head. But you know what they say about poor people's happiness...

Before I could think of going back to laying down she put her head exactly where it was. Oh God. But here's the good news: it took her only a few minutes to turn to the other side and I was able to take my space again. And never leave it again =P



Title from Dawson's Creek. I don't watch DC either because I hate Dawson with all my heart.

1 comment:

Lalú ( sis) said...

hauahauahaua I think Reunidas selects the weird people to travel on their buses ...
It was pretty funny Isa bb.. I imagine her.. she must have curly hair, blonde I guess, and she is called Cleudes... that´s all I know about her.. oh sorry I forgot she snores ahhaahha
kisses sis and next time remember not leaving your place hahaha